There is a danger in democracy itself.

I believe deeply that children are more powerful than oil, more beautiful than rivers, more precious than any other natural resource a country can have.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you’re playing for that night has never seen it before.

I can’t say what Danny Kaye is like in private life. There are too many of them.

I’m just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

When what’s left of you gets around to what’s left to be gotten, what’s left to be gotten won’t be worth getting whatever it is you’ve got left.

I wasn’t born a fool. It took work to get this way.

An unemployed jester is nobody’s fool.

Thumbelina what’s the difference if you’re very small? When your heart is full of love you’re nine feet tall!

The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!